Vending Truck 

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"

Vending Truck by It is ja boi June 8, 2018

Big truck tires 

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

Big truck tires by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

water truck 

what a fire truck actually is

oh look there goes a water truck

water truck by bobby b water truck May 8, 2019

Freight Truck Fucked 

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.

That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.

Freight Truck Fucked by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019

Merica Truck 

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.

"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."

Merica Truck by EMan2575 July 5, 2019

Soyboy Truck 

Anything that looks like a station wagon and a pickup had an incestuous relationship and the monstrosity that came out looks like the Subaru Baja or a 2008 Honda Ridgeline

The Tesla cybertruck looks like a Soyboy Truck.

Soyboy Truck by Grealt_Of_Riva November 22, 2019

Forddd truck

A real pieace of shit, if your looking to walk everywhere and bang your cousin it’s for you

Forddd truck to own a pos

Forddd truck by Jrod yankme January 11, 2020