Purple Toothpaste

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting

Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.

by Jreefer October 4, 2008

toothless tiger

A blowjob that is very fierce

Breh this bitch gave me a toothless tiger last night it had me limping

by the fierce lion king July 29, 2014

toothpick

What resembles tyson's dick

hey toothpick boy!

by Josh March 23, 2004

Toothpicks

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird

Would you like a toothpick for xmas???

by Michelle December 12, 2003

toothyboy

A guy who is 18 years old yet still goes by the name toothyBOY and is bad at counter-strike. He takes screenshots of lan matches against terrible teams.

Dude you are so toothyboy.
Hey man that was a low blow.

by bob nosrajtl February 7, 2005

Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012

toothache

Pedoslang for an erection attained by the enjoyment of "hard candy"

As a teacher, I try not to get a toothache during class.

by natmartian46 October 20, 2020