Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.

A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll

by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012

political troll

A politician who makes ridiculous inflammatory statements during press conferences or news broadcasts solely for the purpose of gaining attention and trying to remain relevant to voters who are ill informed and have low information. Their purpose is to distract from the real important issues that they are supposed to be dealing with and distracting voters and the news media away from primary scandals and real issues that are going on. Their stories are intended to anger or cause fear to sway voters, if nothing more than for short term public opinion and votes.

The political troll is always present in the legislative branch, as if they are trying to be all three branches government by themselves. About once a month, another political troll in the U.S. congress or some state legislature comes up with another "scandal" that actually turns out to be baseless and not consistent with any factual information, in an attempt to start another foreign war or discredit another politician or hurt an opponent's credibility.

by Arizona Mildman September 29, 2013

Facebook Troll

A fella on facebook that kills it for the lulz.

John Smith is big time facebook troll.

by Yes I Am The King December 31, 2011

Good Troll

A good troll is one who trolls trollers. Basically, when a troll trolls, another troll defends the one who was being trolled in the first place. A good troll purposely starts arguments with bad trolls. You will notice that a lot of history on that Good Troll's computer is arguments defending someone.

YouTube example:

Bad Troll: This video sucks. Get off youtube, faggot.

Good Troll: You know what really sucks? When a lazy ass guy who doesn't bother to get up and get a life posts not-needed comments because he has nothing else to do. That sucks.

by Buffy fan April 12, 2011

Cave Troll

Filthy, nasty, smelly, short, hairy, disagreeable, stupid woman.

"Man that bitch Marie is a total Cave Troll!

by Willy Bubba June 18, 2005

Trick Trolled

Trick Trolled is making a troll think he's winning but you really have him by the balls. Also the combination of Rick Astley's smash-hit, since he is the man.

Zac D thinks hes trolling Dustin but he has no clue whats going on? Matt getting E-Married? We don't think so. Zac D sir, you have been Trick Trolled!

by RunePainter June 14, 2010

cock troll

one that resembles that of a troll and plays with cock under his bridge.

damn that kids a fuckin cock troll!!!

by i wont let you pass February 19, 2009