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Tim Walz

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
by TangoDango August 10, 2024
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Pulling a Tim

When one member or more of a squad completely ignore the color scheme (usually all black) of the rest of squad, and go rogue with another color.
We're all murdered out tonight guys right?
Well yea, except him ofcourse, he's "Pulling a Tim" with that maroon shirt and hat.
by NightmareRide October 3, 2015
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Tim

A bald Russian who takes massive amounts of steroids also drinks a bit too much and folds. Literally.
Don’t drink a lot then get a blowy. You’ll pull a Tim!
by Fifkeisnsh January 6, 2020
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Tim

Ew Tim stop simping on katelyn
by clapped forehead 69 November 3, 2020
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Tim

Downright sexy man. Smart, funny, has a huge heart, and is usually your best friend. You would do anything to be with a Tim, and don't have the slightest idea or the courage to tell him. He has brown hair and amazing Brown eyes and gives the best hugs in the world. He's built like a God, even when he's out of shape. Every glance stolen at a Tim, will leave you breathless while your heart skips beats, but he's just your friend. At least he's the best friend you could ask for. He will always stick up for you, and will stop what he's doing to help you or talk to you. You can't help but love him. He's always down on himself and always dates sluts and crazy bitches full of drama, and gets really depressed when it doesn't work out with them.He has some depression problems but thats why you need a Tim so you can help him. If Tim says he loves you he means it
Whos That

THATS TIM
by <3 EVA May 3, 2022
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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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Big Tim

A man who is the general depiction of a pedo. But doesn't put his dick in their bum
Leo - "BIG TIM"

Big Tim - "I don't fuck kids and I recommend you don't do drugs"
by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx November 30, 2018
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