Maple Thunder

Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.

D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...

D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 2, 2019

The rolling thunder

This move is like crop dusting someone, but instead of giving a small fart you drop a massive fart bomb that is really loud and smells really bad.

Did you see the way Jerry gave Thomas the rolling thunder in the bathroom earlier.

by Toe anal June 14, 2019

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

Thunder yo ass

An expression used to describe the epic thunder that your ass is about to experience.

“God’s gunna thunder yo ass!”

by Messy_Jessie April 15, 2019

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder thighs

Where your thighs are so thicc that if you tried to wrap both hands around them your hands couldn’t fit around them

You my dargy you have some thunder thighs

Me: I know blud massive init

Them : yhyh safe my g

by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019