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Country Kitchen

Amanda gave JJ a Dutch oven but JJ called it a country kitchen and Amanda didn’t understand.
by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020
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country cash

A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
Girl, what are we doing tonight?

COUNTRY CASH!!!
by PGHPopper July 19, 2011
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Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
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certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
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Country Social

Also known as ‘white people social’ or ‘white woman social’ as this type of social interaction is most regularly used between two white women.
Definition:

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing? *huge hug and cheek kisses*

Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?

Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!

Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*

John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social
by jellybelly27 June 9, 2022
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Urban Black country

Urban Black Country : Urban; get it out the dirt. Black ; a people. Specify of enslaved ancestorally .Country; what country? America
We can clearly see, from the election that this is a urban Black country . It's engrained in America
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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Country club

Nickname for the very hot, sexy, cute, psycho and coke addict Rafe Cameron from the Netflix show Outer Banks played by Drew Starkey who is the complete different then Rafe. Drew is a Hot, cute, sexy, kindhearted and loving person
berry (rafe’s coke dealer): "That’s the point i’m thinking about, country club"
by Liv Isabelle starkey August 22, 2021
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