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dookie pillow

The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.
“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022
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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
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Prison Pillow

The ass cheeks that Mike Lindell will get to snuggle with at GITMO before his execution.
Flynn backed his ass up, and offered his prison pillow to Mike for comfort.
by Ggtaa September 14, 2022
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Pillow slut

A female (or bottom) who just lays there and takes it and is a sl*t for pe n !s.
She was such a good little pillow slut. She was a very good girl.
by whittlestittles September 15, 2022
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Pillowing

Last night I was pillowing hard.
by Cursed definitions September 18, 2022
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Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
by clear creek October 8, 2022
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pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
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