When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 15, 2017
Get the blue veined log jammug. When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
Get the Log-jammug. A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.
This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024
Get the logging off discordmug. When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Get the Portland Log Kissmug. When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
Get the Sloppy Logmug. by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021
Get the Log Jammug. by need4speed November 29, 2013
Get the drool logmug.