jew unit

Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.

Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.

by Dead Man May 22, 2004

Dick Jew

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.

I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night

by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 4, 2009

ride a jew

When u have sex with the nose of a jew.

I like to ride a jew in the parking lot of my temple

by Lesbian lovers stripper January 5, 2010

jew wish

a jew's wish of being an investment banker, or any other occupation that has something to do with greed and the hoarding of money.

-whats your birthday jew wish my hebrew brother?

-I wish to be an investment banker or something that deals with the hoarding of money.

by Yubeen heebed March 27, 2010

Lighter Jew

The person who pockets your lighter after everyone is done smoking ,even though it does not belong to them.

After lighting the water pipe the lighter jew placed my lighter in her pocket. She has red hair ug boots and carries a large purse. ( named after a american beer )

by 1more April 1, 2009

Jew Nig

Simply, a black jew.

Guy #1: Hey, why's that brother dressed like a jew?
Guy #2: That my good sir, is a Jew Nig

by jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww September 12, 2010

Slight jew

A jew who, for reasons that may vary greatly, cannot commit themselves fully to the concept of benign yiddish behavior, and yet, exhibits many traditionally heralded traits that have come to be associated with the Jews. Also, one who is averse to Matzo ball soup and the humor of Mel Brooks. Should be approached with caution at all times.

Ykoza: Who's that idiot spitting drunk game in the corner over there?

Jenny: That's Herschel. He can't spit game; he's not funny- he's just a slight jew

by the yids May 5, 2008