fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

button

atlanta slang for gun

mike: "yo bro ken copped a new button"
joseph: "hope 12 don't catch him with it"

by Aqxa March 3, 2025

Q Button

Usally used in anger, the "q button" is pressed, meaning to destroy the thing your mad at

Grrrr, this file is taking forever to download, i wanna press the Q button on this thing

by Mr. Hilarious January 21, 2009

Tuxedo Button-up

When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.

Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.

by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025

poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

by Durt McGurt July 1, 2024

slut button

a term of endearment typically used to describe a person or personsof non-caucasian descent who have atypically large shoulders and a penchant for cottage cheese.

c'mon slut button, we're going to be late to go to cosmic cantina.

by thomas12345 December 25, 2008

Button

Did I do the button thing already?

Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.

Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023