Breakfast Boy

An unmotivated, unreliable idiot who can barely get breakfast each day. You can't figure out if he's lazy, stupid, or just retarded.

"I had to fire that Breakfast Boy because he didn't get the job done"

by Buckmopflop June 24, 2025

Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

Jacks Breakfast

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

by Jack=bad April 20, 2021

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.

I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.

Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.

by benjibw July 1, 2023

big boys breakfast

When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region

Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?

by BJ1990 July 5, 2023