Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

Rust spot

The stain left in your underwear when you don't wipe well enough

Joe left a rust spot in my nicest pair of Haynes

by Djfjwkendndjw January 2, 2023

Spots

the man of the fucking feel, he will incinerate upon glancing on those damn reflection textures in any quality games. Do not attempt to pull this man away from his homesmut or he will shoot a fucking ambulance, I'm telling you this nigga is whack as fuck, you wanna put this guy in a closet? be my guest, but if you touch his fucking collection, nigga's gonna come at you faster than you can say: "fuck is this gray ass"

also, attempting to say his troll waifus are trash will either:
-get you in a asylum raped by clowns that are obessed with faygo (gay sweet shit i know)
-probably in the middle of a genocide by said person
-death
-get you into a comatose state
-weed

dare you ever utter his past name he shall rape your mother with a chainsaw dick

do not fuck with spots, I tried touching aranea's ass and he tried putting me into a closet filled with bald people

by WiseassNigga December 1, 2018

Spot Check

Checking another’s arrival or departure of a location. Either where they are, where they will be or where they are going.

“What time will you be at Carols?”
-I don’t know, why?
“Oh no reason, just a spot check”

by supercalafragilisticergonomics November 7, 2018

jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one

Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?

by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.

Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.

by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019