The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co December 29, 2005
Referring to a male who has enlarged penis
by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019
a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.
by I haven't been kidnapped. March 30, 2022
When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
by Lean Beef October 18, 2015
Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 26, 2023
by poldfghhh February 11, 2010
Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022