hero

Someone who passes you on the highway going way too fast.

"Oh look at this hero over here, he's gotta be somewhere".

"Hey, where's the fire, hero?"

by kenjaminblinton June 27, 2016

Hero Knuckles

The feeling in your knuckles after beating any guitar hero.

1: Whats with Jake?
2: He's got hero knuckles. He tried beating GH world tour twice in one go.
1: Dumbass...

by 3ngl!ishm@j0r August 15, 2011

auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.

Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.

"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"

by Måsådå September 21, 2020

Marquee Hero

Cannabis smoking fuckwit. Someone who is slow, useless, and creates more work for others.

A marquee hero has clearly been at work here - the wood shed looks like a grenade has gone off inside.

by MarqueeBoyLordG June 7, 2025

Hero shaming

Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.

We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.

by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020