criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.

"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"

by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018

Cross.

Seggsy rethorical dominator who is known as Slavic Seggsking.

PS: rethorical > rhetorical

You are CrossSlavic Seggsking. Aren't u?
Damn that guy is such a Cross.

by WhatYouLookingAtFam March 4, 2021