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shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.
"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."
by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018
mugGet the shave the chickenmug.

[chicken patty]

The act of lifting ones boob with your hand.
I totally jus gave him a chicken patty him
by HonkeyMcHonkHonk October 21, 2008
mugGet the [chicken patty]mug.

chicken bref

A medical condition, in which a hispanic third party states that someone suffering from any number of medical ailments. Typically associated with asthma, pneumonia, allergies, or any lung disease.
Doctor: Good morning Mrs. Jiminez, what seems to be the problem with your baby today?

Mrs. Jiminez: Chicken bref!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry?? what was that???

Mrs. Jiminez: I jest told jew, Chicken bref. Che started coughing last night, an her nose was running, an now CHICKEN BREF!
by breathing chickens April 28, 2010
mugGet the chicken brefmug.

CHICKEN SCOOTER

When a guy puts it in her ass then her pussy without a condom on.
Yeah Tom is chicken scooter, he bragged about it last night!"
by Chickenscooterkid449 April 5, 2022
mugGet the CHICKEN SCOOTERmug.

Chicken Test

The Chicken Test is a test thought and created by Ali boring (or Ali boring 2 when he is at work) and has the purpose of determinizing whether you are a chicken or not by asking you one simple question about the outcome of a Twilight Flame 50k match in a game called Command and Conquer Zero Hour.

If he doesn't agree with the outcome that you are suggesting then you are a chicken.

For now, everyone failed the test but one person. Abdo. Sadly, we never knew what outcome he suggested since his explanations didn’t go any further than stuttering the same sentences which are <<Can I Say Somesing ?>> <<Let me finish blease>>

In-between the people who ended up being a chicken we have : Excamp, Mamo (aka << Al Kalb >>), Simple (aka <<Al Ajnabi>>)

Warning : If you turned out to be a cat in a previous test you may end up being a chicken and cat hybrid. So do It at your own risk
Excal after failing the Chicken Test : This isn't Excal this is a chicken

Superspide after failing the Chicken Test : Superspide ? you mean Superchicken?
by Ali Interesting August 30, 2022
mugGet the Chicken Testmug.

punk chicken

Being your own person, being unique and not being afraid to stand out. Like the Hoatzin bird, you're proud to be different.
That bro is one tough, punk chicken!
by Skjult Navn August 25, 2021
mugGet the punk chickenmug.

Chicken Butt

Friend #1: Guess What #2
Friend #2: What?
Friend #1: Chicken Butt!
Friend#2: You Bastard!!!
by DABLOCK970 May 14, 2023
mugGet the Chicken Buttmug.

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