I can’t take

BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

“I AINT FUCKING WITH A PUSSY GOTTA BUMP ON IT “
“Are you singing I can’t take big d-“
“Yes”

by DELIBOE December 27, 2019

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

Project Takeover

A private society of soccer players striking to change the domination of football over soccer in the United states. The project plans to do so in three steps: First, have a have a better record than the football team. Second, go to playoffs(or further in playoffs than the football team). Finally, be able to party all day and all night, smoke, drink or whatever, while doing so. It is currently a success and is continuing its dominace over football into the future and beyond.

Person 1: How'd the football team do on friday?
Person 2: Who cares those soccer players and project takeover is doing why better.

by Scottmetts August 27, 2006

take one for the team

Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)

I'm gonna take one for the team, guys!

by Fuzzz April 8, 2005

take out

(verb) -to leave, to take out is to depart from the vicinity

man#1: "You sticking around?
Man#2:"Naw, I gotta take out son. PEACE!"

by Stygian DJ January 14, 2010

I Don't Take No Shit

The Act of not taking any shit from a relative or friend.

Bitch: Brah your looking like a faggot in that V Neck

You: Bitch I don't take no shit!

by Kidwhodoesn'takeanyshit June 9, 2011

Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.

"I want to Take your Vitamins kevin jonas."

by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008