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fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!
Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.
by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019
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Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!
Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021
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Bleached My Sheets

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.
by hunterf September 7, 2009
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Hide n' Skeet

Commonly performed when two people at a social gathering retreat to a private area unknowingly to the other guests to hook-up.
Friend 1: Where did you go last night? We needed you for beer pong?!

Friend 2: I was playing Hide n' Skeet with Jenny!
by Gypsie Nomad May 4, 2010
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skeet drink

Getting head from a chick and she becomes thirsty and wont swallow so you get a cup and cum in it and she drinks it.
This one time, my girlfriend was giving me head and she wouldnt swallow so i just gave her a skeet drink.
by Taylor Kanka March 18, 2006
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Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.
After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011
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yeet yeet potato skeet

What the fuck are you looking at this for you stupid cuck what the fuck even is a yeet yeet potato skeet
What the fuck are you looking at this for you stupid cuck what the fuck even is a yeet yeet potato skeet like seriously go away
by jncdncoe May 7, 2018
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