Skeet

When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it

Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)

by turbo83 February 28, 2019

Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that

Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*

by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019

Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

Skeet

Skeet is the guy from Jimmy Neutron

Skeet is not a bad word.

by Sam_C October 10, 2023

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Skeet - tooth

adverb : The need to suck a dick.

Your mom's belly is a Cum Milkshake because of her Skeet - tooth

by Xsavior October 18, 2021

skeet depository

A female with countless sexual partners so that her vagina becomes the default depository for loads (pun intended) of cum

That p2p girl is known as Houston's skeet depository

by Houston Gentleman August 9, 2018