retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

Roblox Retard

This word is used to describe people who play the video game ‘Roblox’ slow.

People say afl mentality is a real thing. I call them a Roblox Retard.

by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

Retarded Cursor

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

by bellantone June 12, 2016

Gay retard

A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.

look at the gay retard

by David62 December 2, 2022