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Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
by Chumper December 29, 2003
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Pumped Up Kicks

A noun or verb used to describe someone who one believes will shoot up a school.
"I totally think that kid is going to go Pumped Up Kicks on everyone one day."

"Yeah he's a total Pumped Up Kicks, he's crazy."
by i have fingers September 30, 2012
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Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air
"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"
by reediculuss October 3, 2006
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Pump a dump

The desire to partake in anal fornication.
Man- "Aww that chicks hot!"

Me- "Yeah I'd like to pump that dump...all day pump a dump."
by Tha bratz October 12, 2010
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Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.
"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"
by Chercules June 28, 2014
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25 pump and dump

When having sex with a girl missionary style, you pump 25 times, dump your vomit, then run.
Yesterday i was 25 pump and dumping on this girl and now i think she hates me.
by Logofresh May 27, 2016
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Pumped up Kicks

Someone who thinks they are better or cooler, but mostly tougher, than they really are. Think "puffed up chest". Someone who is figuratively standing on their toes to seem taller.
All the kids with the pumped up kicks better outrun my gun = I don't care how tough you think you are, my bullets are tougher.
by T0pl355 April 24, 2011
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