Goldbeard the Pirate

The male penis with reddish-blonde fur around the balls. From the name of a one-eyed pirate.

Get your hand off my Goldbeard the Pirate, jackass.

by Jason Goldberg March 4, 2005

pirate of the vagiribean

Someone who sails the poon seas.

Yaaaaarrrr, I'm a pirate of the vagiribean. Where's me cabin boy? He has to swap the poop deck.

by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004

flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

Pirates-Day

A small party in which people drink rum because thats what pirates drink. this party may include from 2-6 people

pirates-day is a national holiday that is on july 8th

by Andrew- August 29, 2006

Pirate head

the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.

Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.

by Chachtastic February 13, 2009

party pirate

Someone who steals stuff from the party host.

Damn! A party pirate stole my DVDs last night.

by Megan Christie January 18, 2009

Pirate Radio

illegal broadcasting on the fm dial

yo blud im going to play some tunes on flava fm 87.6 londons leading pirate radio station

by DJ Hazard - David November 2, 2004