Pie crust

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

shiskabang pie

a piece of shit named max fratus. fuck him

fuck that shiskabang pie lookin asshole named max

by Chris Lemmon April 23, 2014

as easy as pie

To be very easy

"Oh, come on! Even a child could do that, it's as easy as pie. "

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017

Bartie pie

Bartie pie is a wholesome person,who is also a cutie pie,they will make you feel loved,so if you meet them,KEEP THEM,as they are the best person on this earth.

Bartie pie is such a loving person!

by Layla likes bartie pie November 13, 2020

Pie talapia

Kind of like guy fieri, but after you go around eating these food across America, you go out into the diner and fart in peoples faces

“Dude I just hit Nancy with the most revolting pie talapia ever”

“Niiiiiicccceeeee”

by Freetrell February 25, 2022

Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.

Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.

by Katkaestner April 22, 2021

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010