penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.

"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"

by danielle flesher November 9, 2007

penis fuzzy

The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.

Speeding down that hill in my RX-7 gave me an insane penis fuzzy.

by FalkonFuzzy June 11, 2006

penis weekend

A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.

"I just totally had a penis weekend!"

by drew June 16, 2007

penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.

"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."

by danger_bahd April 24, 2003

Ugly Penis

logan paul

Logan Paul has such an ugly penis

by OS GoST January 7, 2020

Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

penis whore

a whore who is in love with a huge penis, and only the penis.

damn that bitch be a penis whore

by manspider91 May 25, 2013