Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.

1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.

by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.

Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.

by jesse brock September 5, 2010

Romas Parker

an awesome hot amazing guy

ik this really amazing guy""who?""Romas Parker!!!!:)

by I love romasss Parker September 15, 2010

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

poontang partner

a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner

Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!

by llamacat88 August 1, 2012

Emotional Partner

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.

my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.

by royalbluenose October 22, 2014

Lodging Partner

Using and sleeping with a person with a primary purpose of a bed to stay. Also said for a slang or more political correct term for a one night stand.

Billy is in Aspen for the X-games and realizes he only has one hour to find a lodging partner before the bar closes.

by hobbittroll February 22, 2015