Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

Christmas Dave

The evening of Christmas Day

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out

by klausfiend December 27, 2021

El Dave

Tequila soda lime

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

Dave from vaxjo

Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave

Dave from vaxjo got bj from a fat girl

by Frtingmaster420 March 03, 2024

Dave Cornell

The best singer-songwriter of the 2020s

Person 1: Do you listen to Dave Cornell?
Person 2: Yes! His music is amazing!

by Kai1479 April 03, 2023

Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

by the man who gets the bat August 04, 2021

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 05, 2021