Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
Get the national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to daymug. 
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. by Hotstuff23 August 29, 2022
Get the Boyfriend sharingmug. Someone who makes you happy each and every day and puts up with your bullshit for the sake of love. Someone who will never give up on you. Someone who will stay up with you all night to talk out your issues. Someone who will make you realize how amazing and beautiful you are. Someone who aspires to meet your family one day and become close with the as well.
"I dont care what time it is bubba you said you were feeling down and im your boyfriend so ill do anything to make you smile today❤."
by ABOREDMF February 9, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug. your boyfriend is the love of ur life waiting to be there forever, he loves you sm. he wants to have ur baby. dont let him have a girl best friend the dick will fall for her! overall hes ur rat
by thestarofTiktok December 6, 2020
Get the ur boyfriendmug. The best boyfriend in the world is someone who is always there for you when you need to laugh, when you need to cry, or when you're falling apart. This boy would stick by your side through everything and be your number one supporter, doing everything possible to make you the happiest you can be. He'll love you more than imaginable.
by TheOonkster March 14, 2021
Get the The best boyfriend in the worldmug.