Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025

nap tattoo

When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body

John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms

by PogChamp3 May 17, 2023

middle nap

The point in the middle of a movie when you take a nap. No one can watch an entire movie in one sitting so this is the nap in the middle that everyone takes.

No way we can finish this movie in one go. We have to have a middle nap, of course.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

smack nap

(noun). the nap one takes after smoking marijuana or doing another drug that involves a person to become "high" of "smacked."

Man, Jeff smoked two blunts today! He had the longest smack nap I've ever witnessed.

by malman32 March 5, 2009

Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

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