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Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast
Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.
by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021
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Georgeys Mum

Hot Milf who wants to please the appointment team
“Book 2 appointments today and you get a free 20 minutes with Georgeys mum” Said Charlick
by Appointmentsetters May 22, 2018
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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Your mum

A deep violation to the year 7 world
Year 7's in a roast battle- ''Your mum''
by anonymous December 24, 2020
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Your mum

Your mum is awesome
by Idk asshole August 8, 2020
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Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.
Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*
by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018
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ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.
I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum
by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022
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