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love metal

Love & metal cannot be combined as the two words contradict each other. When a band like H.I.M. comes along, it is easy for them to get caught up in their fame that they begin to believe they are a new messiah in the music industry by coining the term "love metal". If a mainstream band such as H.I.M. wants recognition, create something that we haven't heard before, not music that sounds like all the other "Oh my good my girlfriend dumped me" crap.

Add one quarter metal and a hole barrels worth of shitty, weepy, faggot crap and get a reeking sess pool of a main stream genocide of a a genre namely metal.
Those cunts you hate but don't know anything about.

Boy 1: "Those metal heads are wreaking our slam dancing with their 'moshing'!"
Boy 2: "I say we go see a HIM concert instead. It's love metal so we don't have to worry about violence."
by Tseng & Obelisk January 11, 2006
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nu-metal

Rock for Bush Supporters.
Nu-Metal rawks, and Go W!
by Desigol December 28, 2005
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nu-metal

boring, heavy music, usually without a solo, always without talent. Sometimes with rap or hip-hop or pop mixed in. music for immature people
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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death metal

One of the darkest forms of music. Death Metal can scare the living shit out of preppies and other yuppie cockfucks. It contains a quick sound but acts like a slow drill. Devouring your soul and making you prone to "demon head voices". Its violent nature can cause side effects unprepared by many people. Such as hysteria, blindness, suicide, becoming emo and then committing suicide, devotion to satan and then suicide, "demon head voices", possesion, violent behavior to self and others, murder, so on so on. Most people think that gothics only listen to this freak masterpeice, but ney, it is popular with many people, mostly painfuckers and pseudo satanists. To be death metal you need a deep voice and you need to be able to stand in a heap of blood.
by Jorge Sanchez June 30, 2005
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heavy metal

Heavy Metal itself is a genre of music,influenced by blues and Classical music.It has by far the most sub genres of any form of music,the more well known being;Thrash Metal-Metallica,Anthrax,Megadeth Death Metal-Cannibal Corpse,Deicide,Cryptopsy Black Metal-Enslaved,Satryicon,Mayhem Mallcore-Slipknot,Coal Chamber,KoRn Deathcore-Whitechapel,Winds Of Plague,Salt The Wound
Metalcore-Killswitch Engage,God Forbid,Emmure
Some well deserving,yet underated bands include Amon Amarth(Melodic Death Metal)
Behemoth(Blackened Death Metal) Korpliklaani(Folk Metal)
There is more but I'm eating chips so I can't concentrate.
As for the crap descriptions of metal heads on here: We are normal people,we can't summon other-wordly rage to aid us in a fist fight,we fight just as good as we train to.
Some have shorter tempers,yes and that may be a product of the music,be we are normal.
Some may have few friends,but some have many,I have severeal,all metal heads as I am exclusive on whom I associate with.
The clothing is not a must-have to be metal,as some younger Metal heads may have parents who disapprove of the fashion.
Back to the music,Metal takes Passion,Commitment, and rage to play competently.So does Rap.Thats right,I said it.Rap And Metal are two opposing sides off music.One Mainstream and one Underground.They have the same Criteria to play.Rap has talent,it's just hard to see if you donb't have the ear for the music.There.I've had my say.
by The Man known as Morgan March 3, 2009
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Fu Metal

futuristc metal, usually has an industrial sound, Usually very shitty. Or just metal that sounds really stupid and/or the band looks stupidly ridiculous.
While attending a fu metal show you might see big ass pants and/or hot topic bondage pants. Damageplan shirts. 12 year olds. Shitty push moshing, ugly people, high socks, ponytails, acid washed jeans with zebra stripes, beer guts, long ass goatees. Anythign that that is associated with heavy music and looks and/or sounds very faggish is fu metal.
you will for sure know when you spot fu metal cuz you will laugh your ass off.

Fu metal is post nu metal. After nu metal comes fu metal. or Faggish nu metal is fu metal.
Daaamn did you go see static x? they are fu metal as fuck.

That gayass kid in the damageplan shirt and wide ass jeans is fu metal.
by NAILSHITTER September 4, 2008
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Death Metal

Death Metal is amazing. Its a guttural sound that brings out the homicidal necrophiliac in us all.
by WakingtheCadaver July 20, 2008
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