lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun

Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)

by AR000 January 12, 2009

lick my slug

Licking a clitoris. Since the clits shape, and pussy juice is thick and clear, like a slug trail.

So get down there and lick my slug!

by Honey Raynes October 19, 2023

lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 27, 2022

Glue, Lick and Stamp

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass

Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty

by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021

Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain

Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.

by Niomeblack October 15, 2021

lick my tag

To capture one's quick response code in order to gain contact information via .tel addressing.

You know what to do, lick my tag.

by urbanhelper2 May 13, 2010