jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018

Jacob berault

A fuckboy

Your such a Jacob berault

by Gauche isn't January 18, 2017

Jacob Quba

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.

you are a Jacob Quba!

by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021

Jacob billing

This means sending the wrong address to kids to get them back to your house for sexual activity

Hahaha your deffos Jacob billing her

by Forpi September 15, 2021

the jacob effect

when a guy named jacob turns every girl he wants to date gay.

man what happened to elise? “ oh she just experienced the jacob effect, she no longer likes men

by lowkeymads June 18, 2021

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

The Jacob Kennedy

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,

Girl- "I just kissed THE Jacob Kennedy"

by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013