Blue Gobbler

A person that is in the Fire Service just for EMS reason. The EMS version of a Ketchup Dick.

A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.

Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”

FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”

by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023

nob gobbler

usually a man how is driving recklessly and cuts You up

ugh your such a fucking nob gobbler

by taramsad December 5, 2023

Glizzy Gobbler

The turkey from Strange Wilderness

Did you see Strange Wilderness? The turkey from that movie is quite literally a glizzy gobbler.

by Gopher7923 May 1, 2024

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler

example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024

jingelobin gobblewobble the III

the mighty and prosperous king of Delaware who was beloved by dingle gingle

jingelobin gobblewobble the III was hit by a driver that was under the influence

by The Goggly Mocklier June 18, 2024

The Gribbler

A Person who is know for royally fucking up on a consistent basis or is just straight up dumb

"Who's that guy?"
"Oh him? He is The Gribbler."
"What is a Gribbler."
"You'll see...."

*The Gribbler chokes on his spit, then dies.*

by #1 Gribbler March 13, 2024