Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Girlfriend

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022

girlfriend

What some people think is what life is all about and they fuck up their lives over it.

i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.

by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 7, 2019

Kiss your girlfriend day

March 8th is the national day to kiss your girlfriend

Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day

by Devourer_of_balls March 7, 2022

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

Anime Girlfriend

Something that you don't have

If you think about having an Anime Girlfriend, jump off a cliff and freaking die you millennial

by Itsyeshua December 21, 2023