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national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022
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Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.
A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!
by leadrock December 4, 2022
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girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will
carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue
by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023
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National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)
by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024
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a manga about this one guy named rentarou and his incredible gigachad rizz. his sheer strength and power far surpasses any mid ordinary self insert cookie cutter spineless weak harem mc. oh yeah and he also has girlfriends ig
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You has a wide cast of characters who all somehow have their own fair share of screentime and characterisation, including the thirsty one, the tsundere one, the cute one, the cool one, the drugs one, the billionaire one, the hangry one, the maid one, the masochist one, the beautiful one, the shy one, Rentarou’s cousin, the American one, the country one, the sus one, the grandma one, the age regressor one, the gyaru one, the chuuni one, the second maid one, the drunk one, the violent one, the numberphile one, the capoeira one, the kitty one, the Oshi No Ko one, the gothic lolita one, the clingy one, the doomer one and more.
by pink_lasagna June 28, 2024
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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014
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