fruitard

A person who doesn't know what a fruitard is, created just to annoy people.

Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.

by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008

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Fruit Card

A word invented by Zachary Oleary of Dartmouth Nova Scotia while trying to call his brother a fruitcup when he had food in his mouth.

Zack: You're a fruit cup
Tyler: Did you say I'm a fruit card?
Zack: Umm, yeah

by Ginga-Ninja4272 June 21, 2008

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fruint • Fruintiquo • Fruitcake • fruit loop • fruit booter • fruit • fruitbasket • Fruit Roll Up • Fruit Salad • fruit cup

Fruitcake

Refering to someone that is akward, or weird. Acting Gay, a flaming homosexual. (Flamer). An example of fruitcake is Austin Averett .

That dude is such a fruitcake .= That dude is so Austin Averett .= That dude is such a flamer .

by Taylorsarethebest October 30, 2011

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low-lying fruit

a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways

Meghan got Bob shit-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit.

That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.

by mel monster April 18, 2010

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When a girl has a yeast infection and tries to use yogurt to cure it. A man then performs cunnilingus on said woman. The 'Fruit on the Bottom' is the surprise at the bottom of the box beneath all of the yogurt. Could be anything from menstrual fluid to an old condom to the neighbors cat.

Mike: Dude, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom.
Mike: Oh yeah, how was it?
Thomas: I liked it....A LOT.

by MikeL3338 August 7, 2007

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