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The Flying Elvis

When taking a dump in a public bathroom, and you don't want your cheeks to hit the toilet seat, squat down with hands spread out in the air to mimic the flying elvis parachuters from Honeymoon in Vegas
After a delicious double portion of habanaro chili for lunch, Ricky decided to take the 1:30 train home. While buying his ticket, he experienced a sharp pain in his colon as a liquid tail was brewing. Thankfully, being trained with the Flying Elvis technique, he was able to utilize the public restroom facilities without the indignity of his ass cheeks touching the seat
by Timmy Brown Tail August 21, 2013
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fly hunni

a sexi mamacity- who happens to be fly, and nasty
yo, youz one fly hunni
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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freaky fly

when you're so drunk that you're staggering about and shouting everyone's names like you're friends with them.
"dude what's wrong with you?"
"dude, he's freaky fly."
by maddieL November 11, 2009
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flying v

A play that can be used in almost any team sport, consisting of one player (with the puck/football/soccerball/lacrosse ball/rugby ball/whatever) running, while being surrounded by the rest of their team, in a v-formation. It works well as a last second gamble, or as a joke play that just confuses people.
We're down by a goal with 2 minutes left...
FLYING V!
by Weens July 20, 2006
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flying the kite

flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of anal intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the male lies on his back and female in the cow girl position, tugging on the dangling tampon string as though the wind were pulling the female away from the male.

flew the kite, will fly the kite, etc.
This chick is on the rag, so I'll be flying the kite tonight.
by dfc739 September 19, 2009
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Flying mustache

Trim your pubic hair and keep it In your hand. While having sex, you cum on the victims upper lip and throw the pubs on to make the flying mustache
Dude, she gave me head... But I gave her a flying mustache
by S.Push March 7, 2009
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flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.
"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.
by Raptor45 May 19, 2006
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