Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...

by Pp master :P January 22, 2024

Evan

They egg

Evan is a egg

by Volstrich824 April 30, 2024

Evan

Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being

Evan was doing jabol yesterday

by Evanthegreat June 7, 2021

Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.

Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!

by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020

Evan

a right sad git

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again

by mcdontle May 19, 2021

Evane

Someone or something that is under immense pressure

He was evaned when he spoke to the audience.

by AmazingWordPerson December 19, 2019

Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

by Yintono November 11, 2020