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hard boiled doorstops 

A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.
Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.
hard boiled doorstops by MulattoTech February 12, 2013

Door Dodge

When in a crowd of people travelling through a door, one does not push the door open enough for the next person, but instead, leaps through so it hits the person behind.
Tim was door dodged and injured his nose.
Door Dodge by Samurai_Crisp April 21, 2006

Door Knobin'

Ned and Rob got their rocks off by door knobin'.
Door Knobin' by Skullcrusherjones December 5, 2011

Door Pop 

Showing up unannounced or uninvited to someone's place of residence, work site, or hangout. (Pronounced "Doh Pop")
Why did you door pop me man, I didn't answer my phone because I was busy. That sould have been a hint not to come over!
Door Pop by Tekgod February 11, 2014

Door Lock 

A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!
"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"
Door Lock by A Man With Wjdat November 2, 2017

Door Dash Bitch

When you ask your bitch to quickly come over and drop off your stuff
You: Thanks for dropping of the clothes you bought me

Her: dropped it off? what am i your damn door dash bitch?
Door Dash Bitch by RockJay March 14, 2019