Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

read theory depression

When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.

boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

post-prime depression

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.

Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.

by timmywheela December 11, 2015

Bart Simpson Depressed

They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long

"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*

"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013

Post-game depression

That empty feeling when you finish a good game. Don’t worry, it’s natural for the games you get invested in. You’ll get over it. I’m sorry you feel this way, but it’s ok, we’ll help you through it, because gamers are bros.

I experienced Post-game depression after beating the revenge of the Sith video game.

by Random historian July 6, 2022

Post Eurovision Depression

The depression you get around the middle of may, when you realize this year's Eurovision is over and wont happen again with the same artists. This may get especially worse near September when the next years Eurovision season officially starts

"Hey are you excited for next year's Eurovision? "

"No... I still have post Eurovision depression... "

by Olahatesyou October 13, 2023