deck

Variation of dick(head)

That guy's such a deck, can't believe he text-message broke up.

by Sinz-chan July 6, 2008

Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.

"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"

by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009

Deckination

The need to walk between a person and the wall, or any other stationary object, such as a kitchen table or banister.
*Also works as a way to cut in front of someone in line for dinner.

"Sorry Bro, I have deckination.

by Rozebudz January 17, 2010

split decision

n. A plan of action, usually by a girl, about her split ends

Carry, caught up in the moment, made a split decision and cut her hair.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Upper Decker

The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.

I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER!!!

by DaddyFatSizzles April 14, 2011

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!

Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

by Hammitch July 31, 2016

National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school

Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok

by lil_day_day June 17, 2019