A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life
by Livinthelife May 31, 2015
Get the Coffee cup philosophermug. by Ashlee Rogers October 15, 2003
Get the Tippy cupmug. Where someone cuts off the bottom of a plastic cup and puts their balls in a cup and begins to teabag a member of the opposite or same sex.
"Don't make me set my ball in a cup on you!"
"My favourite activity is ball in a cup."
"Dude I don't get how you actually managed to do ball in a cup with her/him!"
"My favourite activity is ball in a cup."
"Dude I don't get how you actually managed to do ball in a cup with her/him!"
by Ben Tupper! October 6, 2008
Get the Ball in a cupmug. When, usualy a joke or another comment (but could also apply to a film or play etc), is either not appreciated, said when not appropriate or just plain not funny and get's either a cold response or no response at all. Similar to a lead balloon. It can be described as "Going down like a cup of cold sick".
When George told his joke, about The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman, in which the Irishman appears stupid, at an Irish social club, it went down like a cup of cold sick.
by Jimi p September 11, 2008
Get the cup of cold sickmug. Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.
Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
by TheMuffPuffer October 8, 2012
Get the Hitomi J-Cupmug. The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.
Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
by tdawss December 24, 2009
Get the Helen Keller cupmug. 1. The reason you don't eat chocolate ice cream.
2. The only thing in the world that will take away your desire to watch porn.
3. If you don't already know, you still don't want to.
4. A video that's starts out as a seemingly harmless lesbian porno and turns into a disgusting fuckfest when the two girls dump a massive load in a single cup and take turns licking it, drinking it and spreading it all over themselves. Then they continue their lesbo action, except covered in shit.
5. Another reason you don't want to live on this planet anymore.
2. The only thing in the world that will take away your desire to watch porn.
3. If you don't already know, you still don't want to.
4. A video that's starts out as a seemingly harmless lesbian porno and turns into a disgusting fuckfest when the two girls dump a massive load in a single cup and take turns licking it, drinking it and spreading it all over themselves. Then they continue their lesbo action, except covered in shit.
5. Another reason you don't want to live on this planet anymore.
The two girls and a cup video made me barf at first sight.
To prove my manliness, I ate chocolate ice cream after watching two girls and a cup.
To prove my manliness, I ate chocolate ice cream after watching two girls and a cup.
by GuitarGuy93 December 15, 2013
Get the two girls and a cupmug.