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North Queensland Cowboys

The best team in Queensland from the NRL competition. Also known as The Cows or Cowbies by the young folk. So good they made the Brisbane Broncos (The capital team) their little bitch in the 2015 grand final. They sport blokes comparable to muscle strewn ringers from the outback with a taste for every type of footy meat. Their cheerleaders are super hot too.
NRL Ring in: Who do you support in the NRL.
Cowboy Fan: The North Queensland Cowboys - only the best hey.
NRL Ring In: I support the Broncos
Cowboy Fan : Your a dickhead.
by Crankymouse March 17, 2024
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Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
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Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023
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Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
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vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
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bloody cowboy

When the time right, but time month is wrong. One must remove the tampon, holster it is as a lasso, and swing it around flinging blood everywhere, while yelling yeehaww ,thus resembling a cowboy lassoing a bull.
Omg Finley, no way you got with that trany last night

Finley: Dude I went bloody cowboy with her/ her all night
by meoooowowwwwwww May 29, 2025
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