An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 16, 2018
Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!
by Epstein June 22, 2021
by Cassandra sims January 24, 2017
I'm awesome, just like cowboy grub!
by dhrjnfnf August 18, 2021
A smooth talking charmer who sweeps you off your feet at night but disappears by morning light. Fake cowboy, all heat, no heart.
by Bobsagets October 24, 2024
A derogatory label given to men who dress country as a style and to go to a club. Akin to a 'weekend warrior', but about a step down.
I love it when these Neon Cowboys come out here and find out how tough country life really is. Everyone wants to be a cowboy till they find out its nothin but work.
by 3rdCoast Raven March 31, 2020
"Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"
"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"
"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"
by Anonymous_012398 July 02, 2022