comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

The Best Candidates

the best candidates for president and vice president gotta be Darrin Sanders and Alex Peguero.🤷🏻 ♀️

Sherman: “Make sure you vote for the best candidates”
lancers: “oh you mean Darrin and Alex?”
Sherman: “same thing”

by munchoflincoln September 15, 2022

ryan and candice

Two people that break their legs within a two week period. They both love each other so much and they end up becoming best friends. Sometimes when they go to a restaurant they pretend that they got in a bad car accident or met at therapy because of their broken legs and everybody double looks them. All in all nobody's done what they've been through. Sometimes they can both be annoyed with each other but they stick through thin and rough times. Guns slinging in hands

See that hot couple there? They look like a Ryan and Candice.

by Ryan and Candice July 13, 2023

The Best Candidate

Me :)

YOU: "Who could possibly be The Best Candidate for this position (or similar positions available) that I need to fill!"

My resume slides into your inbox :)

by Wally_Sloane August 21, 2024

Sad Boi Candies

"Sad Boi Candies" is a term used to speak of antidepressants or anti-anxiety medications.

"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."

"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"

by Pseudonaime October 3, 2023

dead end candidate

1. A thing that prevents others from beating it by being too good, but cannot not evolve to get any better.

2. Whatever SFIA (famous youtuber) mean when he said that dinosaurs are a dead end candidate. (forgot which video he used the term)

Dinosaur hater: you always talk about wanting dinosaurs to survive the asteroid impact, but you forgot that they were a dead end candidate. Dinosaurs do not have precision control of their hands to make technology. And, dinosaurs eat the animals that do have precision control, such as early primates and other dinosaurs that had better hands.
Dinosaur lover: oh yeah, you always liked the soviet union, but they were also a dead end candidate, but for social progress. The soviet union oppressed freedoms by banning lgbt. The soviet union had many times the economical and military power compared to the USA. And, the soviet union cannot do social progress because all their citizens were blue-pilled and too busy enjoying their large purchasing power to notice the oppression.

by nanjolno January 22, 2025

back to coding

The last thing Dream said in his iconic Detective Dream stream, where he goes over drama involving Tommyinnit, Ludwig, and many more. Streamers and other creators have started using this as a way of ending stream and saying goodbye, because it is really cringe.

Tommyinnit: But that's all from me. Anyways, back to coding.

by RobloxKing443 January 24, 2025