colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man October 21, 2008

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

colondyke

The female version of a deutsch bag. This is a female that is not quite a whore or a slut, but you know what we mean...she just sucks. The word is derived from the colon cleansing process known as colonics.

That group of chicks wearing short shorts with an unnecessary words across the ass are total colondykes... don't waste your time.

by drusa September 26, 2008

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009

Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.

Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.

by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009