Brian Darling

Anti Marijuana, Member of the Heritage Foundation, listening to him makes people dumber he is hypocritic and fits in with everyone involved in the goverment.

Did you see that video of Brian Darling on Youtube trying to stand up for the prophition of cannabis? I couldn't watch it he was pathetic.

by MakeAChange420 April 18, 2011

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

bivaginal

A girl who claims to be bisexual, but has no real interest in a relationship with a girl. They just want an excuse for more sexual encounters.

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear she's bisexual?"
Person 2: "Nah, she's just bivaginal."

by tattertxtot October 11, 2011

Brian Co@ts

A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.

They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.

Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts

The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts

The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts

by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011

Brian Jass

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian jass."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian jass ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian jass."

"Only a Brian jass can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian jass."

by chacha88 November 14, 2011

Bivalve Belt

Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.

Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.

by Darwin'sFossilizedArmdillo October 3, 2012

Briana Asumani

She is a very beautiful girl who is always cheesing in her pics.

That girl is an Briana Asumani

by MGA1025 March 18, 2013