Blonde

you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde.

Blonde means stupid basically

Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!

by Cherry1977 July 23, 2009

blender head

someone who does multiple drugs regularly.

You're a goddamn blender head.

by banshee piggy June 24, 2003

dumb blond bitch

steven kesler aka dead rat

ew that dead rat is friends with that dead possum! look up dead possum

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

by trendelz August 13, 2012

blonde air

This is what you breath when you are around blondes. Just being around them makes you stupider. You just get ditzy.

OMG I had a blonde waitress today that just could not get our order right. It's like the air around them is blonde air and it make you stupid too.

by boobralicious December 22, 2009

Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

blond scott

a regular scott with blond hair.

"I have class at blond scott labratory today"

by karl stalfrone jr. December 9, 2007