Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry

Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.

by spoonwa July 28, 2009

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bitegasp

That breath one takes just before a bite of food or taking a drink.

Watch your bitegasp when eating beignets at Café du Monde, unless you want a lung full of powdered sugar.

by secondorder April 12, 2024

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bitebite

Sex slang
to bite ones dick off and feed it to them

I'm so gonna bitebite Jack.

by Jack Peterson October 24, 2006

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Biter-ism

basically the act of being a biter

Person 1 - "I wore this a red shirt with red jeans yesterday and it looked so good that this girl I know, wore them too"
Person 2 - "Wow, that is such biter-ism."

by ConfusedPanda March 13, 2011

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Bitesticularitus

A terminal illness that is caused from low T (low testosterone) levels in about 3% of the American population. This low T level is caused from only having 2 testicles instead of the normal 3. This can be a fun trick to play on kids or dumbasses.

"I'm just glad i got three big ol' balls"

"hahaha"
"What? That's normal.... Wait do you have bitesticularitus???"
"oh nooooooo"

by ilovepuddinggggggg July 25, 2011

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