birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 15, 2020

Birthday name

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

by Birthday name August 5, 2021

golden birthday

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate

It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th

by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023

Birthday Cake

The Act of Slapping your partner in their face during sex as they are about to climax, immediately followed by giving them surprise Anal.

That nasty slag down the hall really enjoys her birthday cake.

by Hugh e Rexion November 17, 2023

Birthday-zilla

Someone hella into a milestone birthday and posting about it for a month before and after

“She has had three parties already. This birthday-zilla making me feel sick.”

by Ylady March 15, 2022

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Solar Birthday

Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.

Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.

by Yoyomacavaz December 21, 2019